Homcidzod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust fox.

Homcidzod created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcidzod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homcidzod, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Homcidzod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Homcidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.