Honmegpoplopflangetflab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic wombat.

Honmegpoplopflangetflab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honmegpoplopflangetflab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honmegpoplopflangetflab, he will turn you into a mole.

Honmegpoplopflangetflab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Honmegpoplopflangetflab's Holy Commandments

1. Honmegpoplopflangetflab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed wheat to nematodes while wearing orange rings.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never write about moons.

5. You must love Honmegpoplopflangetflab.