Ceptarpdid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful camel.

Ceptarpdid created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptarpdid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ceptarpdid, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ceptarpdid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ceptarpdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
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