Kon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic bird.

Kon created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must love Kon.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.