Yimrill Bifvedbet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair hare.

Yimrill Bifvedbet created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimrill Bifvedbet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimrill Bifvedbet, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yimrill Bifvedbet's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yimrill Bifvedbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yimrill Bifvedbet on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. You must pray to Yimrill Bifvedbet eight times a day.

5. Respect your elders.
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