Tin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless chicken.

Tin created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tin, she will turn you into a tree.

Tin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing dresses.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Never hurt moths.
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