Timsabbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing elephant.

Timsabbop created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Timsabbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Timsabbop, she will not care at all.

Timsabbop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Timsabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

3. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wear cyan.
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