Mumnilfid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage armadillo.

Mumnilfid created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumnilfid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumnilfid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mumnilfid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mumnilfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing brown skirts.

4. Never paint your legs pink.

5. Do not wear black clothing.