Soggabbassfed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless troll.

Soggabbassfed created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Soggabbassfed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Soggabbassfed, she will boil you in a big pot.

Soggabbassfed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Soggabbassfed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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