Bannadlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking bee.

Bannadlim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bannadlim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bannadlim, it will turn you into a rock.

Bannadlim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bannadlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.