Wadbegdot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful swallow.

Wadbegdot created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbegdot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadbegdot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wadbegdot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wadbegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never run near tapirs.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.