Sabpasomingil is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest
chicken.
Sabpasomingil created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in
Sabpasomingil, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sabpasomingil, it will make you grow a tail.
Sabpasomingil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Sabpasomingil's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never eat strawberries.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never think ill of sick otters.