Febcimkab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust wolf.

Febcimkab created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Febcimkab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febcimkab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Febcimkab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Febcimkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Febcimkab in the centre of the settlement.