Godnadgig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome wyrm.

Godnadgig created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnadgig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Godnadgig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Godnadgig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Godnadgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Godnadgig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Godnadgig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing violet skirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.

5. You must love Godnadgig.