Quillnillmid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful wombat.

Quillnillmid created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quillnillmid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quillnillmid, she will be very unhappy.

Quillnillmid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quillnillmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not take Quillnillmid's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.