Tofmisloop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing hydra.

Tofmisloop created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmisloop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tofmisloop, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tofmisloop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tofmisloop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing fawn coats.

5. Do not take Tofmisloop's name in vain.