Gemrencapven is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless fairy.

Gemrencapven created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gemrencapven, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gemrencapven, he will send you a sign.

Gemrencapven's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gemrencapven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing cyan coats and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.