Wipfombin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient bee.

Wipfombin created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfombin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipfombin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Wipfombin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wipfombin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to seals while wearing green scarves.