Rowbapsan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust fairy.

Rowbapsan created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowbapsan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowbapsan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowbapsan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rowbapsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Rowbapsan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.