Tadfud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unselfish chinchilla.

Tadfud created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tadfud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tadfud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tadfud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Tadfud loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.