Dussnilzog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage narwhal.

Dussnilzog created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussnilzog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dussnilzog, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dussnilzog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dussnilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.