Kabstanfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent dragon.

Kabstanfarn created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabstanfarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kabstanfarn, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kabstanfarn's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kabstanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near eagles.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about black holes.