Bablathub is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced duck.

Bablathub created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bablathub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bablathub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bablathub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bablathub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.