Pitdudmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating coyote.

Pitdudmeg created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdudmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pitdudmeg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pitdudmeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pitdudmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Pray towards the south.