Fligrennurt is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage finch.

Fligrennurt created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligrennurt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligrennurt, he will strike you with lightening.

Fligrennurt's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fligrennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing red rings.

5. Do not eat corn.