Migcidont is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish hippopotamus.

Migcidont created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcidont, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migcidont, it will turn you into a worm.

Migcidont's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Migcidont's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.