Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciless lion.

Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gebgatdogvigsugmatfid's priests.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your legs mauve.

5. Feed all hungry goats.