Bamstiknel is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong wasp.

Bamstiknel created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamstiknel, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bamstiknel, she will not care at all.

Bamstiknel's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bamstiknel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide from orange badgers for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your arms blue.