Xuckfidtim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental spider.

Xuckfidtim created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfidtim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xuckfidtim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xuckfidtim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Xuckfidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shave your chest.