Nuttvolgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking bee.

Nuttvolgess created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvolgess, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttvolgess, she will torture you forever.

Nuttvolgess' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nuttvolgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.