Dagmifran is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless snake.

Dagmifran created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmifran, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagmifran, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dagmifran's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dagmifran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never sit in the presence of doves.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Never write about galaxies.