Komlegcet is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, thoughtless faun.

Komlegcet created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komlegcet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komlegcet, he will turn you into a frog.

Komlegcet's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Komlegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always wear violet.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Never talk about fire.