Libcubciss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent newt.

Libcubciss created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libcubciss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Libcubciss, she will turn you into a mole.

Libcubciss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Libcubciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your chest indigo.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. You must never eat parsnips.