Loopboggub is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong jaguar.

Loopboggub created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Loopboggub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Loopboggub, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Loopboggub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Loopboggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from red snakes for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.