Nellhogsug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful ferret.

Nellhogsug created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhogsug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellhogsug, he will turn you into a goat.

Nellhogsug's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nellhogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.