Nabtikwig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever gnu.

Nabtikwig created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nabtikwig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nabtikwig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nabtikwig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nabtikwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Nabtikwig.

4. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing gray tights.

5. Respect your elders.