Nantabcissnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent yak.

Nantabcissnurl created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nantabcissnurl, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nantabcissnurl, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nantabcissnurl's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nantabcissnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.