Rillwigvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying dingo.

Rillwigvog created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillwigvog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillwigvog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rillwigvog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rillwigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never sit near whales.

5. Do not commit murder.