Queegnuttcid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced dugong.

Queegnuttcid created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegnuttcid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queegnuttcid, it will make you grow a tail.

Queegnuttcid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Queegnuttcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Queegnuttcid.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Respect your elders.