Bodbastxemjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical parrot.

Bodbastxemjen created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbastxemjen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodbastxemjen, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bodbastxemjen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bodbastxemjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about comets.