Barnbudgadfut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awesome gnu.

Barnbudgadfut created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnbudgadfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Barnbudgadfut, he will turn you into a tree.

Barnbudgadfut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Barnbudgadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing red ear rings.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.