Ligmumsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful porpoise.

Ligmumsis created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmumsis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligmumsis, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligmumsis' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ligmumsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not keep eight gulls in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not eat rice.