Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental ant.

Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Fidrigkip Lagcumjop Rulsaklik must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat peanuts.