Bidgetbem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced wombat.

Bidgetbem created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgetbem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidgetbem, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bidgetbem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bidgetbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.