Zogsadquatxuckbabpasceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient frog.

Zogsadquatxuckbabpasceb created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Zogsadquatxuckbabpasceb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogsadquatxuckbabpasceb, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zogsadquatxuckbabpasceb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zogsadquatxuckbabpasceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.