Liglitfid Dubnilnabcibcimbastjap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive crocodile.

Liglitfid Dubnilnabcibcimbastjap created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liglitfid Dubnilnabcibcimbastjap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liglitfid Dubnilnabcibcimbastjap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Liglitfid Dubnilnabcibcimbastjap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Liglitfid Dubnilnabcibcimbastjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.