Hathanjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent lizard.

Hathanjarn created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hathanjarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hathanjarn, she will turn you into a mole.

Hathanjarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hathanjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.