Yattinragrul is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing toad.

Yattinragrul created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattinragrul, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yattinragrul, he will turn you into a frog.

Yattinragrul's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yattinragrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing indigo scarves.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.