Meglarpstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless parrot.

Meglarpstan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglarpstan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Meglarpstan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Meglarpstan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Meglarpstan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never wear fawn skirts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into brown rooms.