Fligfutfad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable manatee.

Fligfutfad created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligfutfad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fligfutfad, he will turn you into a duck.

Fligfutfad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fligfutfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Fligfutfad's name in vain.

4. You must love Fligfutfad.

5. Never pour water over plants.